A stitch in time saves nine what? Skater: Kickflips Surfer: Waves. Skater, besides how stereotypical that answer was, how would you save kickflips? Are they locked in a prison tower far away, with...

If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record? Surfer: I don’t think I have enough room on my record. Skater: I guess not, no. Surfer, what are you trying to say? Are you suggesting that...

Why would you want to kill two birds? Surfer: Cause I hate birds. If I could do three, I would do three. Skater: You wouldn't. Unless you could with one stone cause that's damn impressive. Surfer,...

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? Surfer: Life is our stage. Skater: Because the system is corrupted. Wow, Surfer, what a beautiful take on life. Life is our stage, the world is our...

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”? Surfer: Paradise. Skater: New York City. Skater, what an interesting perspective. I wonder if forest rangers are driven crazy by the quiet...

What do you call a male ladybug? Surfer: A gentleman bug Skater: Mr. Bug. Skater, then why wouldn’t you call a female bug “Ms. Bug”? Huh? What about feminism? Patriarchal society? The 19th Amendment?...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Surfer: Examical. Skater: Tests are used to measure understanding of the notes we took the previous week. Surfer, I applaud you. You may have been tempted...

If actions are stronger than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword? Surfer: Because you can hide a pen in your pocket and shank somebody with it. Skater: It’s not. The person who wrote that...

What happens when Pinocchio says “My nose is growing”? Surfer: “His ears turn blue.” Skater: “He lies. Then his nose grows.” Surfer, I don’t think Pinocchio’s ears turn blue when he...

Who delivers the mailman’s mail? Snowboarder: Being a mailman is a life of loneliness where he basically lives by himself. He delivers his mail to himself by himself. Skier: Nobody delivers the mailman’s...