By Molly Kovacs, Opinions Editor
• January 10, 2013
This is a compilation of San Dieguito Academy students’ college application essays. The process of writing these essays can painful. We find ourselves racked by doubt, distracted by thoughts such as:
What...
By Lily LeaVesseur, Business Manager/CAF Editor
• December 21, 2012
Who delivers the mailman’s mail?
Snowboarder: Being a mailman is a life of loneliness where he basically lives by himself. He delivers his mail to himself by himself.
Skier: Nobody delivers the mailman’s...
By Kelsey Navis, Features Editor
• December 20, 2012
Imagine, you’re minding your own business enjoying the sights of India when a pack of monkeys charges, determined to ruin your vacation.
During her seven-week excursion through India four years ago,...
By Lily LeaVesseur, Business Manager/CAF Editor
• November 16, 2012
If a picture’s worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a picture worth?
Surfer: Wouldn’t it be like double? 1000… so that’s like 2000.
Skater: The square root of sixteen.
Skater, according...
English teacher Justin Conn and his wife snuck into a private, $2,000 per plate fundraiser to benefit Bill Clinton.
Conn and his wife were meeting friends at a hotel when they happened upon a gathering...
By Lily LeaVesseur, Business Manager/CAF Editor
• October 12, 2012
Is there another word for synonym?
Surfer: Antonym.
Skater: Cinnamon.
Surfer, let me help you. You are incorrect, mistaken; you boofed it. These are synonyms for WRONG. However antonyms for wrong...
By Lily LeaVesseur, Business Manager, CAF Editor
• October 12, 2012
Which current SDA teacher sneaked across the border between the Dominican Republic and Haiti in a boat?
Spanish teacher Angela Vasquez-Herrera was visiting the Dominican Republic and was planning to...
If a turtle does not have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Surfer: He’s both. It’s also illegal for him to be naked, so he’ll go to jail. He’ll get a new home soon anyway.
Skater: He’s confused.
Surfer,...
When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Surfer: Yes, because they make the signs… but no, because they’re on strike.
Skater: No, because if they’re going on strike,...
If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as “adult language”?
Surfer: F**k you, bad question.
Baiter: Because it’s to show the immaturity of adults, therefore social Darwinism can take effect....
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