When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
Surfer: Yes, because they make the signs… but no, because they’re on strike.
Skater: No, because if they’re going on strike,...
If swearing is immature, why is it referred to as “adult language”?
Surfer: F**k you, bad question.
Baiter: Because it’s to show the immaturity of adults, therefore social Darwinism can take effect....
Can you cry underwater?
Skier: Yeah, you definitely can. I know from experience.
Snowboarder: No, but you can smell underwater.
Skier, I don’t know what might have happened to give you this personal...
How do they signal Batman on a clear night?
Surfer: I guess… I guess you use the Batman light thing.
Skater: Pelvic thrusts. Heh.
Me: Of course, Surfer! The Batman light thing! Why didn’t I think...
If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” then what is the opposite of Congress?
Surfer: What?…progress. Progress.
Skater: Mr. Conn.
I don’t know, Skater, I’m sure that there are further things...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Skater: What’s, like, a humanitarian?
Surfer: Vegetarians eat veggies because they don’t like meat touching their food, so when humanitarians...
Quick – what do three instances of parents abandoning their families, five counts of animal abuse, and a bootlegging enterprise have in common? The obvious answer would be a highly unstable family engaging...
Prince of Persia...32%
Almost Anti-Oscar:
Furry Vengeance...25%
The Bounty Hunter...21%
Killers...13%
Life As We Know It...9%
For a movie based on a seven-year-old video game, “Prince...
From Dec. 1 to the 10, SDA played host to a group of 20 exchange students from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, a first for the school.
“We’ve never had students from North Korea...
Today’s reality shows have rather high stakes: money, fame, glory, and the occasional opportunity to develop cirrhosis (that’s right, Snooki, drinking leads to liver disease) are all fair incentives...
