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21 Things to do During the Pandemic

Enjoy your time watching “Criminal Minds” on Netflix

By Kate Paxton and Piper Nilsen

September 21, 2020

Create a rival SDA confessions page Learn to crochet Turn off the wifi when your siblings are taking an online school test Make blue mac and cheese Learn as many TikTok dances as humanly possible Practice parkour Binge watch “Criminal Minds” Create a country music playlis...

Amateur LEGO builders attempt 1,000 piece Lego set

Kellan and Victoria attempt to build a difficult Lego set.

By Kellan Clough and Victoria Lee

April 15, 2020

We have never touched legos. Today, we shall relate our experiences as we begin to build for the first time. A good start. We have followed the directions and have a solid base for our set Making progress. Our construction of the set is going well. Beginning to resemble the picture on the box. Oo...

Meme of the Decade

There were many influential memes this decade, but only one was the best.

By Victoria Lee and Jeffrey Furgerson

December 20, 2019

When considering the many successful and influential memes that have blessed the internet through the past decade, contenders such as Pepe, Harambe, Ugandan Knuckles, Spongebob, Peppa pig, Dat boi, Kermit, and MÖth come to mind. However, there is one meme that is superior to all of these. And that meme is the one ...

Minecraft Bees: They’re too big

Beegone Minecraft Bees: The new edition of Minecraft has brought some very large bees.

By Jeffrey Furgerson and Victoria Lee

September 19, 2019

POV: You're trying to enjoy a peaceful game of Minecraft. When suddenly, you round the corner and there it is: the thing you’ve been trying to escape all day. A gang of big a-word bees barrelling towards you, each bee the size of a bowling ball. The sheer mass of one bee is just astounding; it’s ...

Humor: February Meme Review

Hamster Facetimes Kanye West to have an intense staring-contest with him.

By Victoria Lee and Jeffrey Furgerson

March 7, 2019

DISCLAMER: Dictionary result for meme: /mēm/ noun an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by non-genetic means, especially imitation. a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with sli...

Humor: The Hell-Rat

After Shane Dawson's most recent conspiracy video, your childhood icon, Chuck E Cheese, is being seen in a different light.

By Jeffrey Furgerson and Victoria Lee

March 4, 2019

Youtuber Shane Dawson went to Chuck E. Cheese and said that he discovered that they reused their pizzas, so he exposed them on his channel. This caused an uproar of enraged parents and kids who couldn’t believe that Chuck E Cheese would serve them such disgusting food. Then, CEC’s pizzas became a...

RECIPE: Find your inner strength with one simple step – chicken and quinoa burritos

RECIPE: Find your inner strength with one simple step - chicken and quinoa burritos

By Taylor Rudman and Shayna Glazer

April 27, 2018

Welcome back ladies! I’m sure you’re all real excited to hear how to make a chicken and quinoa burrito, and I promised Kevin I would make him a dank dinner, so here it goes: Chicken and Quinoa burritos. I know what you’re thinking: “Don’t you mean chicken and rice burrito?” No, Sheryl,...

My relationship – steamier than quinoa

My relationship – steamier than quinoa

By Taylor Rudman and Shayna Glazer

April 27, 2018

Hey ladies! Remember me? It’s Debra! Debbie for short. And not just Jake calls me Debbie anymore! So does the cashier at Starbucks. We’re pretty close, since I see her four times a day for some “girl talk” and also maybe a little too much espresso. Not important! I know it’s been a while...

RECIPE: Healthy on-the-go protein shake for powerful ladies

RECIPE: Healthy on-the-go protein shake for powerful ladies

By Taylor Rudman and Shayna Glazer

April 27, 2018

To begin the recipe: you’ll need a THICC blender (as the kids say). Ladies I’m talking not about that “magic-bullet” bullshit, I’m talking grade-A titanium, Vitamix v.2.0, (2.0 because Jake shattered your first one a year ago- similar to how he shattered your heart). First thing’s first,...

How I found the smoothie of my dreams

How I found the smoothie of my dreams

By Taylor Rudman and Shayna Glazer

April 6, 2018

Hi I’m Debra, Debbie for short, but only Jake called me Debbie, our ship-name was Debke. Cute, right? But I’m just Debra, so drop it already, okay? Here’s my guide to a quick, healthy breakfasts… for one. I may not be a food guru, but lately I’ve had a lot of default “me-time” and...